OKC - A Conspiracy Theory

04/20/20158 Comments

On the morning of April 19, 1995, a decorated Gulf War combat vet blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City using a truck bomb that he didn't build in a Ryder truck that he didn't rent with the help of a passenger who didn't exist. Having just gotten away with the largest act of terrorism on U.S. soil to date the Fort Bragg-trained Special Forces (sheep dipped) "dropout" blended in with the crowd by making his getaway in a car without a license plate and was immediately pulled over.

The ATF was the supposed target of the attack, but luckily all of their agents were out of the office that morning.

Later that day the president boldly declared "we will find the people who did this" and "when we do, justice will be swift, certain and severe" except for John Doe #2, who, according to the FBI, never existed.

In McVeigh's unprecedented three and a half week trial the prosecution didn't show the CCTV footage of him (and John Doe #2) parking the Ryder truck, didn't explain why 24 separate witnesses mass hallucinated the existence of John Doe #2, didn't explain why the government was testing truck bombs and the army was storing Ryder trucks at Camp Gruber right before the bombing, and didn't talk to the FBI informants who blew the whistle on the plot, but they did collaborate with the CIA and they did convict McVeigh as the lone wolf bomber and Terry Nichols as his bomb constructing accomplice.

Still, a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists (including 300 bombing victims) insist on talking about facts and evidence and refuse to simply believe what they've been told a million times by people in tailored suits with well-coiffed hair.

They quote the US Air Force Brigadier General and the FBI crime lab whistleblower and the inventor of the neutron bomb who point out the physical impossibility that the Ryder Truck bomb did the damage to the building, but that doesn't matter because if there were other bombs in the building that day we would have heard about them.

The FBI claims to have lost the footage showing McVeigh (and John Doe #2) parking the truck in front of the Murrah Building that morning, but that's understandable because the Bureau has a lot of important evidence to store.

Terry Nichols insists the FBI was involved in the plot but thankfully a judge has saved us the trouble of listening to him by preventing lawyers from deposing him.

There was a bomb squad truck parked across the street 2 hours before the blast, but that just shows the authorities were prepared for anything.

And "someone called the executive secretariat's office at the Justice Department in Washington and said the Murrah building had been bombed...but this was 24 minutes before the blast." But that just shows the public was unusually vigilant that morning.

Also, the governor of Oklahoma's brother wrote a book before the attack in which a "Tom McVey" plots to blow up a federal building, but that's probably just a coincidence.

McVeigh wrote a letter to his sister where he admitted to being a secret special forces operative and he complained to friends of the pain in his ass from an Army-implanted microchip, but that's crazy because if he didn't actually leave the Army in 1991 there would be proof of that.

This man never existed, and if you say otherwise you're a crazy government-hating nutjob who deserves to be locked in a cage for the rest of your life. Likewise him, her, them, her and him. (and him and him).

McVeigh was not executed on May 16, 2001 as scheduled because the FBI withheld 1000s of documents from McVeigh's lawyers, but that doesn't matter because the execution went ahead anyway on June 11. In a highly unusual and secret agreement no autopsy was performed, one witness said he was still breathing and the prison officials admitted his hearse was a decoy. ThenĀ  the case was officially closed.

This is the story of OKC as told to you by the same truth-tellers behind the Savile story and Brian Williams and the Engel kidnapping, and if you have questions about any part of this story you are a paranoid, wingnut, birther-truther-tenther-prepper conspiracy loon who should feel guilty for having been born. If you love baseball, fluffy kittens, hot dogs, Barbie, Star Wars and freedom, you will never ever bring up any of these points ever again. Ever.

This message has been brought to you by the friends of the FBI, ATF, DOJ, CIA, SPLC, MSM and the US Army.

And remember: Ignorance Is Strength!


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  1. Kloppix says:

    Nicely done, James!
    These ‘in a nutshell’ videos are ideal for spreading and thus reaching a lot of people. I’m definitely looking forward to the next one!

  2. Samadhi108 says:

    Lol ! Lol ! Lol ! Wow ! That was great James ! Lol ! Thx ! ! ! Lol lol lol

  3. stevekelly911 says:

    I think you just made all the best government propagandists look like amateurs with that one. Great work. Who would have thought that in just over 4 minutes, someone could be 100 times more effective at planting seeds than 2 hour+ documentaries that take a serious tone.

    I think you are onto something big here.
    I have come up with a genre terminology for this: FASTFOOD SATIRE!
    It’s like the cheeseburger of truth!

    The perfect tactic for the tip of a spear, not fear porn, but acceptable to the attention span of modern iPhone yuppies. It’s the perfect rebuttal to anyone who ever calls me a conspiracy theorist tin-foil hat wearing nut … now I only have to post a link! This pays dividends, cheers.

  4. bladtheimpailer says:

    Worthy of being placed alongside another superb take on another but much more violent terrorist attack that brought down or impacted multiple building this time with thousands of victims in New York and Washington. That earlier video was also done with the same voice/person narrating an excellently written script that was also just as concise and a real attention grabber. (Well done James!)

  5. candideschmyles says:

    Short, salient and sure to provoke a grin or two this was superb.

  6. Seeker says:

    You’ve done it again James! Anyone liking this brilliant piece should take a look at your “JFK: A Conspiracy Theory” too. (www.corbettreport.com/jfk-a-conspiracy-theory or just use the search bar)

  7. ralphodavis says:

    Tricky being glib with tragedy of this magnitude. Sits well in the choir box but I doubt it works as well for sleepy pew masses well content with death penalty charade purgatives of residual, dark social indignation laid quickly to pre-calculated rest by those long practiced emotional trigger specialists.

    These crimes against humanity are chronologically stacked so high now that shaking the tower reveals the gaping structural holes of failed public discernment following twilight zone B scenarios sold straight faced on mass media with little-to-no critical resistance by those who certainly knew or should have known better. That threatens the bobbling heads of all those currently standing below.

    A now dead friend once told me that people actually want to be snowed. I laughed a mocking laugh. More fool me. The truth is, (apologies to Jack in advance), we can’t handle the truth.

    True, at least with our current set of perceptual tools of critical discernment. So, clearly, we’re in deep trouble, misguided, delusional about the future and obviously losing ground.

    ..and, that just isn’t funny.

  8. BuddhaForce says:

    DHS & FBI issued a special bulletin just for the anniversary of this event, to remind you that domestic terrorism is alive and well…


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