A Message From Santa

by | Dec 28, 2017 | Videos | 46 comments

Ho ho ho! Merry Corbettmas, everyone! James is taking some much-needed time off, so in the meantime please leave your suggestions for “Best of the Year” videos to be featured on the home page. Also, stay tuned for the winner of the Pentagon headline contest and use coupon code “HAPPYNEWYEAR” at checkout for 25% off any DVD(s) from The Corbett Report shop.

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  1. I demand a recount.

    P.S. Am I the only one who’s skin is crawling while looking at that 2D santa beard? I mean, look at it, really look at it.

    • Fake? Hardly! It’s no shave December and he ran out of grecian formula. Happens to me all the time.

      • So, zombies didn’t get you? Dammit, lost the pool.

        • Have been forced to use a different internet provider, still a pre-paid as I never let corporations get into my BIZNESS, so I’ve not been on the net very much lately. Still not on much now as I am in the final few months of a project, but hopefully I will be back here extolling the finer points of not much. As for zombies getting me, I always do my cardio to prevent that one! Jim from fluorida

          • Good to see ya Jim Bob!

      • Good to hear from you as well, oh savior of the earth and creator of the internet (or is it the other way around?). Visibility…. yeah, that’s it. It has nothing to do with the young, athletic women who cause me to keep my non-existent (at least around them) beer gut tucked in. Still not really back as my internet is not straightened out yet. So many telecom companies I won’t use ever again! The latest being T-Mobile. Maybe my solo boycott won’t have an impact, but I still refuse to give my money to criminals. And no, that doesn’t exclude the legal mafias. Oh well, off to Wal-Mart (see how low I’ve sunk) to buy my StraightTalk minutes. At least it works and they have yet to lie to me. This is an improvement over Cingular, Verizon, Net10, Tracfone, and now T-Mobile!

        • Oh well, not even straighttalk for me right now. When I went to pay for my wireless, I was told my card didn’t work. Someone had gotten my info and wiped me out. Luckily for me, that doesn’t take too much. Oh well, now I have a new card, new problems for a little while, and no internet (excepting public) for a while! Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!! At least someone is enjoying themselves at that JetPrint Store in Johanasburg, South Africa. Oh well, I admit I’m pretty good at rolling with the punches, but the fates can really throw out a flurry of them on occassion! Jim from fluorida and master zombie killer!

          • Sophrology doesn’t seem to be in my cards. When I looked at my account, I discovered that my bank had charged me nearly 20 bucks to move my money into the hands of thieves. Words alone cannot express my feelings towards an institution which leaves no stone unturned in order to make a buck, but obviously doesn’t care about the very service they supposedly provide: security. I feel like I’m in one of those bad kung fu movies where the hero faces everyone. Really sucks that I never learned kung fu. Oh well, enough whining. Take care, Jim from fluorida.

          • Those stories come afterwards. Right now I am in the midst of the future subject of one of those unbelievable redneck stories which always begins with “No sh&t, thar Ah wuz…”. However, I always try and look at each situation as being perfect for whatever it is that I am doing. I’m not really that good at making it true, but it does help a lot with making it better. We rednecks can survive anything though. In fact, new research indicates that after the next nuclear war, rednecks will be feasting on the cockroach survivors. Oh well, back to the non-internet world again. I shall return! Jim from fluorida and battling zombies, internet providers, and bankers! They didn’t pack a big enough lunch though! (Famous last words)

  2. The winner was a great pick! Excellent headline.

  3. No problem, manbearpig. And I will happily take the bitcoin back if you’re not interested in it! Merry Christmas!

  4. As a reminder for those making suggestions for featured videos: the point would be to feature videos from 2017.

  5. Oh Gosh!
    I’m a NODE!
    I knowed I was a node.

  6. Manbearpig,

    I also watched Maloney’s production the other day and it was well made. I’m no programmer, but I’m skeptical of Hasgraph because it is not open-source. Swirlds is a private company looking to sell their product to the highest bidder rather than have the information be open to public scutiny and use. The Hashgraph technology looks incredibly impressive but it seems Swirlds has their own motives other than using their technology for human freedom.

  7. Okay, regarding 2017 I narrowed it down to:
    It Begins: Canadian Gov Rolls Out Points To Reward Good Citizens
    A Brief History of Fake News
    The Library of Babel – FLNWO #27
    Why Do You Eat Bacon and Eggs?
    Interview 1310 – Ernest Hancock on Pirates Without Borders
    5 Unbelievably Stupid Ideas Governments Actually Tried

    And out of these I choose..:
    The Library of Babel – FLNWO #27

    Though
    It Begins: Canadian Gov Rolls Out Points To Reward Good Citizens
    could also have been it.

    Mielia

  8. My suggestions

    The Most Dangerous Philosophy: What The Oligarchs Don’t Want You To Know
    https://www.corbettreport.com/the-most-dangerous-philosophy-what-the-oligarchs-dont-want-you-to-know/

    How to Talk to Statists with Larken Rose
    https://www.corbettreport.com/how-to-talk-to-statists-with-larken-rose/

    The Syria Strikes: A Conspiracy Theory
    https://www.corbettreport.com/syriastrikes/

    The Unauthorized Biography of David Rockefeller
    https://www.corbettreport.com/the-unauthorized-biography-of-david-rockefeller/

    Obama: A Legacy of Ashes (video)
    https://www.corbettreport.com/obama-a-legacy-of-ashes-video/

    Considering the festive spirit and all, number 3 is probably the most fitting choice.

      • These short teaser videos have the great potential of reaching the dull masses and as such I find them more valuable than in depth analysis, no matter how dominant the analysis over a specific subject is.

        • I’m hitting a resounding zero on this one, buddy. I have literally no one on this end of the line whom with I could converse about these subjects or impart information which can be found on this site by the truckload for anyone’s free perusal.

          Also, I’m 100% certain that these rusty minds can’t be jolted into consciousness by force, as my relations to several family members proved rigidly and beyond any reasonable doubt. Mind you, I’m talking about easy to understand concepts, not any MLK claptrap lol. Like “don’t slam the damn window for no goddamn reason” or “dress accordingly to the weather conditions (not even forecast, but look out of the window type of affair)” or “get a job (or get self employed) and stop being a sponge” etc. How the hell could I explain why the faked airstrikes or terrorist attacks are important to such minds?

          I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but nonthinking dolts are bountiful and they either keep staring at some screen or down the end of the bottle or acting as furniture at the bookmakers. Even people whom are not unthinking dolts take much of the parroted bullshit at face value. People don’t need to be explained any of this stuff, but instead be taught how to objectively look at themselves, how to see the (ample) room for self improvement and how to improve oneself and upgrade into a thinking human being. Then, if they manage to find their way toward any of this good, if not, well they at least wouldn’t be unthinking dolts anymore. Something I’d consider an upgrade.

          A business idea spun from this: “Free thought lessons” DVDs, an hour worth of content on each, burn them and sell by the truckload … rrriiiiiight.

          • I didn’t mean any insult with the “claptrap” comment, it’s just what I assume my interlocutors would make of it, would I venture to discuss it with anyone in my near proximity. The finest data to the uninterested mind is not interesting at all. Such research surely isn’t claptrap in my view.

            “Free thought lessons” – free refers to thought, not lessons lol. In other words, “Lessons in free thought;” this stuff would definitively not consist of MLK or Iran or 9/11 analysis. It would be more on the line of what you stated there, asking something like “when was it the last time you heard something on the news that didn’t sound right” or “do you think you can change anything by voting and why” or “are you pleased how your kids are doing at the school and how involved are you with their education and why” (if applicable;) basically, a bunch of down to earth type of stuff. Just to find ones bearings. I’d assume, the first thing before I started to build a house would be to level the construction yard and nicely square it. Maybe you don’t know where would a journey like that take you, but I’m pretty sure you’d want to start all nice leveled and squared.

            You are definitively right that people around the globe live in varying conditions, but when I see the utter nonsense people spend their funds on, they could allow themselves a token investment into their education.

        • What works well for me is to try to find what interests the target normie(s). Then slowly segue.

          Sometimes it is money. Sometimes movies. Sometimes food. Sometimes robot sex.

          • Bot-ro x-se discussion would surely count as foreplay.

            Money -> Currency -> FED -> Food -> Monsanto -> Satan -> Benjy -> Israel -> Palestine -> Middle East -> UAE -> Sophia -> tobor xes

            Could work.

          • Guys,
            I love the humor! shmoooogleanalytics
            e.g R.S. & tobor xes

            I love messing with shmoooogleanalytics
            Bitcoin Ripple Gold Oil Money Trump Russia Israel Sophia Money celebrities
            •Carrie Underwood ‘Looked Great’ After Accident, Ex-Reality Star Says.
            •Paul Sorvino Threatens To Kill Harvey Weinstein For Blacklisting Daughter Mira.
            •Chip And Joanna Gaines Are Expecting Their 5th Child.
            •Paul Manafort Sues Special Counsel Robert Mueller, DOJ Over Russia Probe
            Kim & Kanye Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Clinton House fire sale

        • For what it’s worth, I say forget about reaching out to those intentionally deaf souls who know nothing of anything. They have never amounted to anything in all of history, so why do we want to wake them up? What will they do? They are not our concern. What is our concern is what we do ourselves. Counting on the wisdom of the masses hasn’t worked out well for me in the past. Just saying….Jim from fluroida, who got his card hacked while slaying zombies. It’s a tough world.

  9. FLUORIDE
    Fluoride

    The Fluoride Action Network (FAN) is doing their ‘end of year’ donation drive.
    Their primary focus is “NUMBER OF SUPPORTERS”.

    $5 is totally fine.
    The want “number of supporters”.
    http://fluoridealert.org/articles/2017-fan-fundraising/

    Your “support” really does help. I know.
    By the way, their major lawsuit has some traction and the tide is turning.

  10. If you think Agenda 21 is horrible, you should really look at Agenda 22. They stepped it up a notch!

  11. (Full Article/ timeline 2018)

    PENTAGON AUDIT STYMIED AS TERRORISTS REFUSE TO ISSUE RECEIPTS

    (Washington AP) A new, shady terrorist group known as OSIRIS (Organization of Strategic Islamic Republics and Insurgent Services), whose presence had long been monitored by US intelligence authorities, on Thursday claimed to have emerged as the sole fiduciary representative for a myriad of undisclosed beneficiaries of the Pentagon’s largesse. As the umbrella organization for these groups, some of which, such as ISIS or Al Qaeda, have become well-known household names, OSIRIS declared a blanket refusal to issue receipts for all funding, past or present, in the face of the ongoing Pentagon audit. Its spokesperson Emin Su Perfidi said its non-compliance with the US audit would take effect immediately. He adamantly stated that the terms of his organization’s refusal were non-negotiable, although he hinted that the issue of receipts for future funding might still be an option on the table depending on the level of increased fiscal expenditure for worldwide US terrorist-related activities. The State Department’s response was swift and unequivocal. “We will never bow to high-handed terrorist refusals. This unjustifiable action on the part of a rogue NGO has unlawfully denied us our rightful receipts”, said Secretary Rex Tillerson. On Friday, UN US-ambassador Nikki Haley put OSIRIS on call, adding, “Arrogance will be punished. Lack of gratitude will be noted. 2018, beware.”

  12. (Full Article/ timeline 2018)

    PENTAGON AUDIT STYMIED AS TERRORISTS REFUSE TO ISSUE RECEIPTS

    (Washington AP) A new, shady terrorist group known as OSIRIS (Organization of Strategic Islamic Republics and Insurgent Services), whose presence had long been monitored by US intelligence authorities, on Thursday claimed to have emerged as the sole fiduciary representative for a myriad of undisclosed beneficiaries of the Pentagon’s largesse. As the umbrella organization for these groups, some of which, such as ISIS or Al Qaeda, have become well-known household names, OSIRIS declared a blanket refusal to issue receipts for all funding, past or present, in the face of the ongoing Pentagon audit. Its spokesperson Emin Su Perfidi said its non-compliance with the US audit would take effect immediately. He adamantly stated that the terms of his organization’s refusal were non-negotiable, although he hinted that the issue of receipts for future funding might still be an option on the table depending on the level of increased fiscal expenditure for worldwide US terrorist-related activities. The State Department’s response was swift and unequivocal. “We will never bow to high-handed terrorist refusals. This unjustifiable action on the part of a rogue NGO has unlawfully denied us our rightful receipts”, said Secretary Rex Tillerson. On Friday, UN US-ambassador Nikki Haley put OSIRIS on call, adding, “Arrogance will be punished. Lack of gratitude will be noted. 2018, beware.”

  13. I did.
    I remember those days of Green Acres.

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